Ew are you..sweating?
Let’s not get crazy - sweating is fucking naturalllllll. So yes! I am!
If you are a hot girl like me (not in the Meg the Stallion way) you know that shit gets real moist real quick. I love summer and the heat but it is a disaster whenever I try and pop out. I’ve said goodbye to wearing plain, solid colors and have found a new love for floral and prints because I have to hide these sweat blobs somehow. My head sweats, underarms, underboobs, stomach rolls, vaginaaaaa, back of the knees, feet bitch e v e r y w h e r e. I’ve had to walk around with donuts around my underarms and I’ve even had my whole back sweat and leave the outline of the bra I was wearing. Are you getting that visual?
Mind you I’m the type to sweat more once they realize how bad they are sweating. I’ve thought “Maybe if I throw on a dress no one can tell”. Well here’s the problem with that - your vagina becomes a microwave (at least mine does). If you're sitting down or in the same position for a while shit heats UP and when you get up to walk no one else will know but you will feel the beads of sweat streaming down your leg. Congrats, you look like you've peed.
Anyways, I’m just saying sweating is super normal and natural. It’s unfortunate that there’s a stigma around people who visibly sweat: is she ok? Does she smell? Why is she sweating? *eyeroll*
She’s fine! Stop staring. Sweating is involuntary. Don’t you think I’d tell my body to cut the shit if I could? If you are someone who sweats more than the average, I am sure you’re familiar with Hyperhidrosis.
Hyperhidrosis: is abnormally excessive sweating that's not necessarily related to heat or exercise.
If you are looking for solutions, I recommend some products from Carpe, who makes products specifically for people with Hyperhidrosis. I’ve used this deodorant for a few weeks now and have no complaints. I was ready to test this one out during this summer but….in the meantime I will check out their breast product for my underboob/stomach roll sweat and their sweat blocking wipes.
LUSH is another good place to look and their products are either 100% vegetarian or vegan - so you goooood!
The Greeench: this powder is made specifically for yah pits as it not only keeps you dry but leaves you smelling hella fresh.
Silky Underwear: Aside from its great name, this powder can be used all over yah body, absorbs moisture and keeps your skin smooth. Use it to stop the chaf, dry out your toes in those heels, or as a little something for your underarms before bed.
Have any products to suggest? Let us know below!!