Sex seems to be the winner, even in a crisis!
Conspiracy Alert!
Alright, it’s kind of hard to ignore the madness going on in the world right now, especially the long term effects this will have like….….more people on earth?????
A week and a half ago this sounded like this was gonna be a regular, much needed week, maybe two on the couch binge watching Love is Blind right? wrong! People have realized that they are in for the long haul which means they are posting up with their significant others and fuck buddies. Let me tell you, after about 4 days of working from home and no NBA there’s only so much you can do to keep yourself sane. This leads me to my next point, sex! I can confidently write that Corona has directly effected sexual activity globally and I will not be surprised when everyone is posting baby pics this December. People are hesitant to go to doctor’s offices and pharmacies and I’m sure women are going to miss/reschedule their gyno appointments or even fuck their birth control up because of travel issues and difficulties reaching doctors or pharmacies. People need to get their frustrations out somehow and the rona has left little to no option. Now, if you’re single you might be thinking “ha, can’t relate” but honey, you can. Don’t think you’re in the clear just because you’re single. I know you’ve made hella money for the sex industry by visiting your favorite sites like pornhub and redtube in the past week because you too need to release frustration. Don’t be ashamed! In fact, I encourage you to take this time, how ever long it lasts, to explore your body. Maybe you’ve never masturbated before, give it a whirl! Try that new toy you’ve been curious about. Try that new genre you’ve been really curious about. We are all in the same boat - home, stuck in our thoughts, trying to find new and improved ways to relax ourselves and keep our spirits high. I’m speaking from experience when I say experimentation will get you all of that and more ;).
What do you guys think? Anyone else want to put money down for hella newborns this winter? Let me know in the comments!